Son of a beach—it's a towel, and here's a limerick!
There once was a man named O'Dowell. He liked to hunt for fowl. He one night got sick—and s**t out a brick... and cleaned himself up with a towel.
I honestly don't know what else to write for these things any more.
- 50% Polyester 50% Cotton... how can you go wrong?
- White cotton loop backing
- Soft and absorbent, as towels should be
- 36" wide by 72" tall